Cruiser is Fake :(

Cruiser doesn't rock the mullet.

Remember Jessie on Full House with his beautiful locks of hair. He wouldn't let anyone touch it. Kept every strand in place. WONDERFUL! That is the way Cruiser is. He is a touchable jessie. Don't think too deep into that statement... anyways... I was commenting to my boss on how his name Cruiser really fits his looks. Well she started laughing hysterically and put her head on her desk. I couldn't figure out what was so darn funny. She proceded to tell me that Cruiser's hair is FAKE!

Now his hair looks pretty real, so I told her that I didn't believe her. (I should learn not to talk back to authorities...) She explained that about every two weeks or so he travels from Aberdeen to Sioux Falls to get hair extensions weaved into his hair! He has been doing this for year! Now I just wonder if he is bald or what his deal is... But I do know a small piece of me died because for once a mullet was rocking it.

Saddest day yet: Rock n' roll damnation has died.