Toilet paper fairy

Nick and I take turns buying toilet paper.  This is normal since we both use it.  I bought the last supply.  

I had just returned to the apartment tonight from being in Webster and this is how I was greeted by my roommate.

Nick: "Emily, today we ran out of toilet paper.  I went to the grocery store and was going to buy some, but when I got home I realized I didn't."

Emily: "Well that's a bummer…."

Nick: "Yeah, so just letting you know we don't have toilet paper."

Emily: "Better not drink anything because than you will have to go to the bathroom."

Nick: "Yeah I know, right!" 

I walked away determined NOT to buy toilet paper.  

When Evan came over and I told him the entire story and how I was not going to buy toilet paper.  He  kidded that I should just keep it in my room.

I bought toilet paper.

I'm debating if I should share…I am not the toilet paper fairy.