Santa of Happiness.

This is how I have explained my work lately...

I spread happiness to everyone.  I'm like Santa minus the beard, which is good because kids are afraid of beards.  So basically I am better than Santa. 

Here is my credentials for spreading joy to all young and dear:

1.) Balloons.

I order and carry balloon boutiques from the Union to the Hper.  It looks like I am trying to create a real version of "Up".

2.) Autographs.

I can make little kids' dreams of meeting and getting autographs possible.  I form the 'tunnel' of awesomeness with the kiddos.

3.) Cheerleaders.

If you ask, you will receive.  A mom wanted to humiliate her young son and asked me if I could get the female cheerleaders to sneak up behind him and grab him for a picture.  I did just that.  The cheer team grabbed the boy while he screamed and tried to get away.  I know this will make the boy happy in future years… for pete sakes he was pictured with the SDSU CHEER TEAM.  Now that is special. 

4.) Camps.

I organized and lead the Hy-Vee Fast Break Clinic.  300 children were able to hang out with their role models, 170 student-athletes, for three hours.  AND they received milk and cookies.  

5.) Birthdays.

Ordering the cakes, pizza, and soda.  Also known as SUGAR, SUGAR, and SUGAR!!  

6.) Ordinary to EXTRAordinary.

SD Beef Fan of the Game is selected by yours truly.  So your cute little baby can make their big screen debut.  Bonus: if your baby is crying I can guarantee the baby will be remembered.  I recommend having the baby calm, than suddenly have Jack Rabbit come running at the kid.  Odds are there will be a flood.  I know from experience.

7.) Cards.

I send out handwritten birthday cards with personalized messages to all my Jr. Jacks.  Example: "Have a Happy HOPPIN' Birthday!!"  or "I hope you cake is carrot cake!"  Yes, I know Hallmark will not hire me.

8.) T-Shirts.

I cloth SDSU students and the Brookings community.  I know I am thankful and happy everyone has something to wear… even if it is an XXL.  Long shirts and leggings are in ps.

As you see I am legit - just reeking happiness.