Here it is... setting the scene -- Walking into Target. I was 18 years old with my mom. It was spring.
Mom: "Emily, I am going to go look for thongs."
Me eyes bugging out- red face- flustered: "What?!"
Mom: "I need some thongs... where do you think they are?"
Me: "That's disgusting and that isn't appropriate for a MOM!"
Mom: "What are you talking about..... OOOOO, that's gross Emily! I'm looking for sandals."
Me: "Those are flip flops. I'm scarred for life Bill."
Yes, I am still scarred 6 years later and shared that in one of my grad courses. Their reaction was various: the instructor put his head on the table, many students laughed, some moaned, and I turned red. Quite the variation!
Public please be aware that sandals should only be called sandals or flip flops. Not anything else.
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