William, Billy, or Amy

The other day when I was creating the Jr. Jacks newsletter I had to email Billy a SDSU baseball player.  Turns out his real name is William.  

I thought I would enlighten my co-workers and tell them that Billy's real name was William.  The co-workers response was that the majority of people named Bill or Billy actually have the real name of William.  Thinking out loud I said, "I call my mom Bill, but her real name is Amy."

Dead silence than hard-core laughter.  I create a work prohibiting environment.