Flo v. Em

I was told I looked like Flo from the Progressive commercials.  I see no similarities.  Especially since she seems to struggle keeping her facial expressions under control.  I, on the other hand, have the ability to control my face.  

Plus, I do not wear red bombing lipstick.  

I was paranoid and asked Nick if I looked like Flo.  He said yes.  I replied that she was ugly and I do not.  He said yes, she was ugly.  Way to kick my self-esteem in the face.