Charlotte

I was working at the SDSU volleyball game last night and this was my conversation with two guys.

Guy 1: "Can I call you Charlotte."
Me: "NO...why?"
Guy 2: "Probably because you remind him of a striper."
Me: "Really, I look like a striper. I look like a librarian." (I was wearing a sweater.)
Guy 1: "No, it is because she is from Webster."
Me: "Yeah...." (I was confused.)
Guy 1: "Like Charlotte's Web... get it?! Or I could call you Spidey."
Me: "NO!'
Guy 1: "Okay Spidey, Cya around."