Foul Mouth

This afternoon the Jackrabbit baseball team took on Oral Roberts for the series sweep.  One of my duties is to get to the game 2.5 hours before and set-up the music and than run it throughout the game.  Blake and I split up the job.  He came before the game and than I told him to leave because he had to drive to Winner for Mother's Day.  He did and I got there an hour before the game.  Of course, I was the chatterbox on press row.  I told Tyler all about my previous night experience and about the 'no pants' story.  After talking with him, I turned to Ron and started to chat.  Soon my phone rang.  Blake was checking to make sure everything was going fine... Ron told me to tell Blake to "get his fucking lazy ass to the baseball fields."  So I repeated what Ron said to Blake.

Within seconds Oral Roberts coach came running over waving his arms saying that he could hear me.  I looked up and everyone in batting practice was staring at me.  I was really confused.  I started talking again and heard my voice BOOM.  I realized the microphone function on the computer was turned on!  All my conversations about the previous night and no pants had been broadcasted to the teams and crowd!!  I really wanted to be swallowed up by the ground.  Ron and Tyler couldnt quit laughing the entire game.  I had shown how foul of a mouth I have... how unlady like!!

Well so be it for having a private life!