Old Mother Hubbard,
went to her cupboard
to fetch her poor doggie
a bone.
But when she got there
the cupboard was bare.
and so her poor doggie
had none.
Now my version.
Old, sweaty Emily
went to her fridge
to fetch her hungry stomach
a pear.
But when she got there
the fridge was bare (because someone else had ate her pear).
So she went to her cupboard
only to find - peas and ketchup.
Breakfast of champions.
This was as great as you described. How were the peas and ketchup?
ReplyDeletePositive: it looked like Christmas colors. Joy!
ReplyDeleteNegative: You wouldn't even rate this Foseroo on your blog!