Imagine this...

I hit a new low.

I really wanted a hamburger, but did not have any meat or buns. I was too lazy to buy some or go to a fast food chain.

My solution was that I had pickles and ketchup. I just put ketchup on a pickle and imagined that there was a burger and bun. I could almost taste it.

Yes, I lack the ability to cook. However, it worked.

SIMPLY DIVINE.