Tuesday, December 01, 2009

T.M.I

I admit, I do say too much information, too often. I need to learn to contain my thoughts and not have the verbal vomit. It is not glamorous. My examples lately....
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How is your shopping going?

On lunch break today I saw Cruiser at Wal-Mart. He asked how the shopping was going. My response....
"Well I bought contact solution, apple cider, and some qtips. See all my contact solution spilled out when I was at Ron's and had to sleep in my contacts last night. And I don't want a wax build up like Shirley.... I don't have a heating pad up here...So had to make a quick stop."

What I should have said...
"Yes, got everything I needed!"

Cruiser just grunted and looked away.
TMI
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Shirley had a ear wax build up. I learned this today. And how she goes to the ear doctor to get the wax taken out. She even drew a nice diagram. Special. I told her to save the money and sleep on a heating pad. It will drain.
TMI
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Adam's nickname is Pilot. Why? Because he did a lot of "whacked" substances about 50 yrs ago. He was flying high a majority of his teens and 20's.
TMI
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If you own a REAL wig and have a dog sitter coming, please hide the wig. It is too inticing to try on. I DIDN"T, but did think about it. Also is she going bald?
TMI
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